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90sblackgirl:

Stop taking advantage of people with good hearts & who are emotionally vulnerable.

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animar-smol-of-elephants:

penguintree:

So the police and fire station are right next to my library which is a pokemon gym and pokestop. The cops are blu team and the firefighters are red and they are constantly fighting over the gym. I found out cuz i was adding a pokemon to the gym and some cops noticed me playing pokemon and they asked what team i was on and i told them blu and they were like damn right and told me about the situation.

this is pure and good, 2k16 is getting better because of pokemon

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lone-gay-friend:
“ themauveroom:
“ distractedbyshinyobjects:
“ mewjounouchi:
“ khoshekh-yourself:
“ catsuitmonarchy:
“ optimysticals:
“ vancity604778kid:
“ ultrafacts:
“    Source Click HERE to Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!
”
ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS...

lone-gay-friend:

themauveroom:

distractedbyshinyobjects:

mewjounouchi:

khoshekh-yourself:

catsuitmonarchy:

optimysticals:

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

Source Click HERE to Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 

So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

Well I have a new hero.

Her whole wikipedia article is gold

“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”

“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“

“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”

“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”

“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”

“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”

“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”

“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”

I love this woman.

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.

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This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” 

She is my absolute favorite. 

“He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!” is now my second favorite quote

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thesummoningdark:
“ The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more
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thesummoningdark:

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

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flabebebabe:
“ reinerashitaka:
“ did-you-kno:
“ Germany had so much renewable energy on May 8, 2016, that it had to pay citizens to use electricity. It was so windy and sunny that turbines and solar power sources were supercharged, output exceeded...

flabebebabe:

reinerashitaka:

did-you-kno:

Germany had so much renewable energy on May 8, 2016, that it had to pay citizens to use electricity. It was so windy and sunny that turbines and solar power sources were supercharged, output exceeded demand, and prices went negative, so customers were actually paid to consume energy. Source

Some add the “Scientists politely remind world that clean energy is ready to go, whenever” photo im on mobile

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alritepetal:

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

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3 Jul 16
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quietdoppelganger:

absnow:

2016 is really shaping up to be year 1 in all those dystopian novels.

Looks like it’s time to choose an antisocial white girl with minimal personality to save us, all while trying to choose between two equally terrible and boring boys.

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1-800-garbage:
“ NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THIS
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1-800-garbage:

NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THIS

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3 Jul 16
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Re-blog if you would date someone who identifies as bisexual

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mysecondwife:

❝ I avoided OUR last night
For selfish reasons
Little did I know that by doing this
I was HURTING YOU like no one had ever done
My dear,
Forgive me
Now I know that happy endings are not made of
Sneaking out for little encounters
But the LITTLE TIME we spend together,
In one place.
As one soul ————— ❞

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nighttimers:

Have you ever met someone and found them so attractive that everything they do is beautiful. The way their nose wrinkles when they smile, the way their hips move when they walk, the way they lick their lips when they’re deep in concentration, the way their lips move as they talk. Everything they do brings beauty, and it’s captivating to watch.

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zodiacsociety:
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every xmen film ever

    charles: erik don't do the thing
    erik: fuck u old friend *does the thing*
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